Alt School: British Indie - Part 3

In case you missed it, I’m challenging myself to listen to 50 albums in ten genres of alternative music that I don’t know enough about, in an attempt to make myself some kind of alt-music Voltron. I’m now halfway through a list of British Indie, and somewhat remarkably I’ve not yet felt the need to drive my car off the nearest viaduct. Let’s see how that goes for 25 more albums, eh? It has taken me a quarter of a year to get through this section though, which tells its own story, really.

26. My Bloody ValentineLoveless: A delightful start to the second leg, albeit one drenched in lo-fi fuzz and a generally shambolic vibe. Lovely vocals and guitars like a big warm blanket, that’ll do me nicely.

27. The FallGrotesque (After The Gramme): This is much spikier, like a more muscular Elvis Costello. I love the general vibe, and the vocals are great, but about halfway through the album I was starting to wonder where the actual songs were. By the end of the album the cool voice was as grating as an American news report, and I wanted to bury my head in quicksand. A bit like listening to Elvis Costello.

28. The Jesus and Mary ChainPsychocandy: When the guitars on this kicked in my first thought was that something had happened to my fridge. Why the hell would it make that sound? Is there a demon inside? Is there no Dana, only Zuul? Once I got used to the production, which sounds like Phil Spector’s 'Wall of Sound' reimagined by a child, I actually really enjoyed this, for much the same reason that I liked the My Bloody Valentine album. Laid back, lo-fi oddness, even if I did feel at times like I was listening to the music at the next room at the indie disco while the DJ miscued the next song in the rock room.

29. The SmithsThe Smiths: Regular readers will remember that Morrissey, that foppish doyen of the indie elite, gets right on my ample man-tits. There’s something in the timbre of his voice that drives me slightly mad, and I’ve always considered his lyrical prowess to be overstated. However, since these challenges keep throwing Smiths albums me like I’m a dartboard, I have to admit I’m gaining a slow, somewhat weary appreciation for them. I wouldn’t say I’m about to go and splurge a fortune on the vinyl or anything, but yeah, this was fine.

30. OasisDefinitely Maybe: I don’t think I’ve ever done a more violent u-turn on a band in my life than the one I did on Oasis. In the post-Cobain/shotgun-interface years I was a bit in the wilderness, until these Mancunians turned up, all swaggering and sweaty and, well, Mancunian. I fell entirely under their spell through this and the follow up, obsessively buying every single, until, one day, I just hated them. I still don’t fully understand what happened, but I still hate them completely. Awful, braying, swaggering, Loaded-reading lad-bollocks with all the charm of Katie Hopkins hosting Top Gear. Even so, there are moments when I can briefly recall the absolute adoration I held this band in, and I get all confused.

31. BlurThe Great Escape: As my love for Oasis evaporated, my admiration for their media-appointed arch rivals increased. This is as it should have been really, since I was an Essex boy at the time, and possession of What’s the Story was a lynching offence, back then. This hasn’t dated all that well, especially Damon’s knowing ‘I’m probably a wanker in real life’ vocal style, but there’s some fantastic tunes on here, and a musical inventiveness that I’ve not heard very much elsewhere on this list. Occasionally cracking art-pop.

32. The VerveA Northern Soul: I disliked The Verve almost as much as Oasis. One of those bands who everyone seems to be inexplicably in love with, even though they liked actual, proper bands, so they should have some modicum of taste, but no, apparently not, because they like The Fucking Verve. I knew loads of my indie kid friends who mooned over Ashcroft’s dull emotionless drawl - it just always made me want to die inside. To absolutely nobody’s surprise, it still does.

33. Belle & SebastianThe Boy With the Arab Strap: Belle & Sebastian are perfectly lovely to listen to, but I always wonder why this is the album that gets all the exaltation, when Tigermilk is clearly the much better album. This floats past perfectly breezily, but doesn’t really grab me all that much.

34. Bloc PartySilent Alarm: Woah, time jump. Everything on this list has been so firmly set in the eighties and nineties that this sounds like some emissary from a distant future, rather than a record that is itself over a decade old. This is a great album, full of angular hooks and great melodies, much more streamlined and no-nonsense than most of what I’ve been listening to. A nice change of pace.

35. PulpSeparations: Pulp are the quintessential British Indie band to me, so I was going to put one of their big albums on here, until I realised it was only the early albums that nobody has heard of that weren’t on major labels. I opted for this, knowing nothing about it. It sounds a lot like their later stuff, albeit with fewer amazing hooks and a tad more pretentious (if that’s even possible when it comes to Jarvis). It’s perfectly listenable, but I can see why it never cracked the mainstream.

36. SuedeDog Man Star: The best thing about compiling these lists myself is that I can add some of my favourite albums in the world, just for shits and giggles. It’s a good way of making sure I make it through the list, a beacon of guaranteed delight to summon me to war against the rest of the list. This, the sophomore album by the most hyped band in British music history, is astounding. Lush, epic, an album of high operatic camp that is easily the best thing I’ll hear on this list.

37. BabybirdDying Happy: This is not at all what I expected. My knowledge of Babybird is the predictable one-hit-wonder guff that I’d imagine Stephen Jones is rather tired of. I remember having a friend once who espoused the value of the man’s work at quite extraordinary volume, but I’ll admit it wasn’t enough to get me to look deeper. Mostly because the friend turned out to be a bit of a git. I just imagined it’d all sound a bit like ‘You’re Gorgeous.’ This sounds nothing of the sort. Lo-fi electronica with whispered falsetto vocals, its a complete surprise, and rather splendid. Usually these challenges will have me going back to one artist and working through their discography, thus rendering the whole ordeal worthwhile beyond having something to bloviate about on t’intenet. I think I may have found my candidate.

38. CurveDoppelgänger: Sparkly indie electronica that sounds so painfully ‘late-90’s’ that it might as well be the dress that Shirley Mansonalways seemed to be wearing. I can’t say it does anything for me, except make me think that I’m listening to the inside of Lauren Laverne’s head for a bit, but it’s not terrible or anything. Frankly, this is my 13th indie album in a row and I think I’m just craving some hefty riffs.

39. The Sundays Reading Writing and Arithmetic: Leaving aside the crime against punctuation within the album title, this is quite the delight. I was so convinced they couldn’t be English that I ended up checking Wikipedia, such was the vibe of summer given off. While I was there I saw they are listed as being ‘jangle pop’, which manages to sum them up in two words, 64 less than I’ve done so here.

40. Cocteau TwinsHeaven Or Las Vegas: Even more ethereal and dream-like than the last album, this is a very odd one, with the lyrics almost indecipherable as they wispily float on top of guitars with the requisite amount of jingle and jangle. Thankfully, I like bands where the vocalist might as well be screaming down a lead pipe into a void of interminable uncertainty, so that doesn’t really bother me. This is lovely though.

41. The HorrorsPrimary Colours: Moving more toward the present, we actually seem to be moving backward with this inspirationally-stunted post-punk rip off band, who sound so much like My Bloody Valentine that it’s hard to see the point in what they’re doing at all. Not only that, but over the course of its running time it extends into a tedium so stultifying that it makes me want to die.

42. EditorsThe Back Room: Less tedious, but not by much. I put this on the list as a band I’d always meant to sample, but this is pretty dull. It might not be quite ‘landfill indie’, but it’s all a bit dour, and not much fun to listen to.

43. SpiritualizedLadies & Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space: This is much better, with bags more inventiveness than both the previous albums combined. Veering from blissed-up dream-pop to snarling Iggy-esgue Velvet Underground worship, via orchestral opulence, this is quite the enjoyable ride. Hey, look, I found a new album I like.

44. MogwaiYoung Team: Another album I added to the list just because I wanted an excuse to listen to it again, I remember this coming out and blowing my mind, taking the indie blueprint and blowing it up into epic soundscapes with crushing swells of guitars, dark Scottish humour, and a pervading sense of loss and grief. Remains one of my favourite albums of all time.

45. British Sea PowerThe Decline of British Sea Power: I was quite expecting to like this, with all the buzz I’d heard about the band over the years never quite compelling me to bother listening, but enough to get it added to this list. What a disappointment. Generic Bowie worship with bucketloads of whimsy but not much in the way of actual tunes, it piqued my interest once or twice, but took three attempts to make it all the way through, which isn’t usually a good sign.

46. The Field MiceSnowball: It’s only taken 46 albums but I’ve finally reached the point where indie’s blueprint of jingle-jangle guitars, off-key vocals, and eighties production has me slowly filling the utility room where I write with tepid water so as to drown myself and avoid the last four albums on this list. Goodbye, cruel world. This is really boring. The album, not the drowning. Still, at least it was short.

47. Flying Saucer AttackFlying Saucer Attack: This is a bit more interesting, a shoegazey treat that has a lot of the same irritating elements of The Field Mice, but is much more fuzzed out and interesting. There’s a weird Suede cover in there, too. Not an album to rock my world, but it was fine.

48. Pale SaintsThe Comforts of Madness: Quite the oddity, I’d never heard of most of these last few bands, but they’re proving to be some of the more interesting bands on the list. Clearly from the same shoegaze scene as Flying Saucer Attack have much more of an oddball sensibility, and a Sonic Youth-ian affinity for noise. They also, handily, quite like a decent melody. One of the best albums I’ve heard on this list so far.

49. SlowdiveSouvlaki: The last four albums have all sounded pretty similar, all dreamy and wispy and I am bored to fucking tears at this point. Still, only one album to go and then I can listen to something else. This is perfectly fine, but it’s not really my jam. It is better than The Jam though. But not as good as actual jam.

50. The CharlatansUp to Our Hips: What the hell was I thinking? I make myself listen to fifty albums in a genre I don’t much like and give myself The Fucking Charlatans as a final album? Am I mad? Wait, don’t answer that. *Takes Deep Breath* Actually, this isn’t bad at all. I remember the latter era, when they seemed like the more family friendly Stone Roses, but this is… well that’s still exactly what it sounds like, but there’s some decent enough tunes on here and the vocals aren’t annoying enough to throw my laptop across the room. Which is good, because it’s a nice laptop. Mostly I’m just pleased to be done.

So there you have it. Fifty British Indie classics. I’m not sure I discovered many bands here that’ll stick with me, but it was a fun enough jaunt, and reinforced my opinion that I was much better off spending my nineties listening to music from across the pond.

*waits for mob to show up at door with pitchforks and gladioli*

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