Footenballus Interruptus

I’ve got more on the general news of renewal shortly but in the meantime there’s a festival of sport starting tonight and I’m too excited to think about anything else. I’m like a hyperactive schoolchild presented with a month long supply of sweets. So I’ve decided in the interest of my own sanity to take a break from writing for the next month to allow me to soak up the utter majesty of the world’s greatest festival of sport and corruption. Don’t worry, I’ll still be blogging though. Or; sorry, I won’t be stopping with the blogging. Depending on your outlook.

So, tonight I will be strapping in to watch Brazil play Croatia while all around them the home team’s country burns in a fire of fully justified protestation, so if you need me, that’s where I’ll be. I should be boycotting the tournament on the grounds of, well, FIFA, but gosh darn it it’s the World Cup, and they only come around every four years, and I’m far too excited. Not only that, but I’m actually excited about an England line up for the first time since Euro 96!

Come on footenballers, score a footenballengoal!